The Way to a Woman's Heart

Saw this as part of a woot.com sale. They usually come up with clever ways to describe what they're selling, but this one is pretty good...

The HP Pavilion s3401f Slimline Dual Core 2.6 GHz Desktop PC:
the Athlon 64 X2 (B) 5000+ 2.6 GHz (65W) base processor says “I like to move fast”, but the 360gb 7200 RPM SATA hard drive says “I’ll give you your space.” 6 USB ports suggest that you’re open-minded. And rare indeed is the woman who can resist a man bearing integrated 10/100 Base-T networking interface with Wireless LAN 802.11 b/g. Everybody hates Windows Vista, so you’ll have a shared interest to talk about during those awkward moments. It’s true what they say: the way to a woman’s heart is through her HP Pavilion s3401f Slimline Dual Core 2.6 GHz Desktop PC.

Dichotomy

Not everything is black and white. For instance, knowing someone, who committed terrorist acts when you were only eight years old, does not make you a terrorist. Just like attending a secessionist church in Alaska and sitting through the preachings of antisemitism and hating America does not make you a secessionist.

Things aren't that black and white.